A GWU! Guide to the History of The Current Thing
By Media Monkey Are you having trouble keeping up with the Current Thing? Is your triple vaccinated Black Ukrainian neighbor making you feel confused? Or…
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After waiting more than two years, man reads all 500 pages of “Much Ado About Corona” faster than the speed of science
By John C. A. Manley Steve Van Nes has owned a copy of Much Ado About Corona: A Dystopian Love Story for over two years….
Academy Awards Oscar Predictions GWU! Need to Know
By CJ Byner It’s Oscar time in LaLa land and this is all the action you need for motivation that will get you rolling on…
“Consent be damned,” said Dr. Fizzard with a sneer. “Ain’t no lawyers left to sue me with.”
By John C. A. Manley Today, I finished the final edit of my forthcoming novella, All the Humans are Sleeping. Well, it’s at least the…
Future Headline: COP33 Climate Conference Urges Americans to Stop Eating
By Simon Black, Sovereign Man In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where…
Hysterical Nursing Association Advises Pumping Ventilators by Hand to Reduce Carbon Footprint
By John C.A. Manley Registered Ontario nurse Andrew Brannan sent the following letter to the Registered Nurses Association of Ontario in response to their claim…
Future Headline: Fed’s New CBDC Hacked Just Six Days After Its Launch
By Simon Black, International Man In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where…
September 1, 2025: Fed Reaches Inflation Target, Cheese Sandwich Costs $120
By Charles Hugh Smith Editor’s Note: This article is satire … possibly. In stock market news, toilet paper manufacturers continued rallying while tech and luxury-brand…
Coronavirus Redux: The Pirola and Eris Subvariants are Engaged in a New Viral Tango
By Mathew Maavak Note: This is satirical article The global coronapsychosis festivity is back. But then again, it never went away. No one in their…
Future Headline: “Boost Your Social Credit Score for Smooth Summer Travel”
By Simon Black, Sovereign Man In a world full of unimaginable absurdity, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where…
FLASHBACK FUNNY: “Shut Up, Conspiracy Theorist!!!”
By The Corbett Report FROM 2014: A public service announcement on how to talk to conspiracy theorists. Brought to you by the Friends of the…
Future Headline: NYC Announces Gourmet Solution to Rat-pocalypse
By Simon Black, Sovereign Man In a world brimming with bewildering headlines, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… and to where…
Future Headline Friday
By Simon Black, Sovereign Man In a world brimming with bewildering headlines, we spend a lot of time thinking about the future… thinking about where…
Welcome to “Future Headline Friday”
By Simon Black, Sovereign Man Today, we’re trying something new and unique. In a world brimming with bewildering headlines, we spend a lot of time…