US General: Invasion of Canada is a “likely scenario”

Canada is basically Cuba with snow, fires retired US General T.B. Gentes!!!

After Trump insinuated that Canada is the 51st US state, many, including Canada’s liberal media, brushed it off as an obnoxious joke by the newly elected social media trolling Republican.

But retired US General T.B. Gentes tells America’s number one source of newstainment, GWU! that invading Canada is actually a very real and likely scenario.

“Canada has been a threat to our national security for decades,” says the former General who saw action in Vietnam and then later in Desert Storm One and its highly acclaimed sequel, WMDs. “Particularly the last few years as their connection with China and mass immigration movements from the Middle East create a serious threat to our freedom.”

Gentes claims that higher ups in the incoming Trump administration are already quietly contemplating invasion and occupation of Canada in order to secure US borders and interests. “Canada is a clear and present danger. Officials I’ve spoken to at the Pentagon and in my rural Arizona retirement community are actively wargaming how to best secure the new US borders and utilize the failed nation’s natural resources and fresh water supply.”

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The former GI Joe jarhead, who was present during Saddam Hussein’s capture and subsequent execution, goes on to say that Canada gets deservedly little respect from Americans, especially Trump. “It’s a socialist country that leans closer to communism,” he exclaims. “Policies like transgender rights, LGBTQIA nonsense, Sharia law, state sanctioned euthanasia, subsidized media and, of course, mass immigration have them on the USA watchlist. Canada is basically Cuba with snow.”

He also references the rogue Chinese “Weather Balloon” that floated freely over Canadian airspace in 2023 without a peep from the left wing government. “If the weak Canadian government will allow made-in-China spy balloons to freely roam then that just proves that they can’t be trusted to ensure their peoples own safety. When we invade, we will be welcomed as liberators.”