Evidence the Scottish Independence Vote Was Rigged? Balderdash!

Voting for independence? From inside the corrupt system you want independence from? What could possibly go wrong?

It isn’t as if leading up to this the Queen didn’t get all freaked out (the official term is “bajiggity”), Cameron didn’t make ridiculous teary-eyed speeches about how he would be heartbroken if they left and begging the Scots to stay, the banks and IMF didn’t panic or threaten Scotland repeatedly, neocon think tanks didn’t preposterously claim a Yes vote would cause Putin to annex Eastern Ukraine, the media didn’t continually tell the Scottish people over and over that the No vote was leading the whole time before even going into it, and the whole idea of Scotland’s independence definitely wasn’t painted as a cheap socialist movement or anything…and all just to gloss over the real threat to the bankers and elites, which might be that Scotland would’ve been able to keep 90% of the revenues from its huge oil reserves had it voted itself independent (if such a thing is even truly possible in the oligarchical world order we currently find ourselves living under).

Nah. It was nothing like all that. God save the queen! Long live the NWO! Let the Hunger Games begin! And may the odds be ever in your favor…