Obama's DEA Makes Me Embarrassed to Be Ruled By Fools

The Drug Enforcement Agency is a joke. Once again they have declined to reschedule cannabis. They still claim it has no medical uses despite the overwhelming evidence. They still liken it to heroin or LSD.

As reported by McClatchy News:

Delivering a big blow to backers of pot legalization, the Obama administration said Thursday that it would keep marijuana classified as one of the nation’s most dangerous drugs, similar to heroin and LSD.

The long-awaited decision by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration keeps intact a 1970 law that lists marijuana as Schedule 1 drug, one defined as having no medical value. That runs counter to decisions made by 26 states that have already approved use of the drug as medicine.

Earth to the DEA:

We can already buy cannabis in strip malls. We know what the herb does to us. Its effects are not a fucking mystery to be solved by men with lab coats or men with machine guns. You look foolish. You look incompetent. You look like petty tyrants desperate to justify your usefulness.

It’s embarrassing and unacceptable. You are not fit to control a domestic army. You are either demented or paid to be wrong. In either case, you’re not fit to rule over free people. You’re a fucking disgrace to an intelligent society.

Your stated goal of “eradicating” cannabis is a laughable failure. You’ve spent a trillion dollars already and ruined countless lives with your terrorism. Yet you’ll probably go on blaming a lack of resources for your patheticness.

But I have good news for you. Your guilty conscience from kidnapping peaceful gardeners and destroying property is coming to an end.

This week, according to Gallup, the number of American adults to admit regular use of cannabis doubled to 13% of the population while those whom admitted trying it rested at 43%.

Last week, for the first time ever, a poll of Republican voters showed majority support for full marijuana legalization.